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Slice Harvester | Still not talking about pizza!
Ring ring ring ring ring “Hello?”
“Hey Ma, I got a a hypothetical situation for you. You’re in a Whole Foods shopping for groceries…”
“What am I doing in a Whole Foods, I hate Whole Foods!”
“Ma, come on, lemme finish. You’re in a Whole Foods shopping for groceries and you’re walking down an aisle and a guy you’ve never seen before is walking the other way down the aisle and as you pass by he winks at you. How does that make you feel?”
“I would shout ‘FUCK YOU!’ at the guy” she said, without missing a beat. “I would yell, ‘WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE WINKING AT?’
I looked over and my dad was chuckling. I asked my mom, “Why?”
