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Wheatie gets an untimely haircut and decides that TJ Maxx is a suitable place to shop for sweaters.

Wheatie is waiting patiently for you to stop Tweeting so he can share his insightful political insights.

Wheatie has been commissioned to offer his important real-time political analysis.

Wheatie tries out a poodle look but decides he should just be himself.

Wheatie gets a trim and a Pantene Pro-V hair model contract.

Wheatie had a sinus headache but a baby aspirin made it all better.

Wheatie camps out in the backyard.

Wheatie goes to Maine.

Wheatie with two of my favorite people.

Meet Wheatie, my dad’s new puppy.